Friday, September 12, 2014

Fall TV 2014

Welcome!  It's been a busy week and this preview is already late, , so in the interest of not reinventing the wheel, here is my introduction from last year's TV preview (slightly edited):

Welcome to my annual Fall TV preview.  

To those of you who are returning readers, you know the drill.  For those of you new to my write-up, here's the story.  By day (and some nights) I work on health care policy, but by night (and some days) I enjoy my pop culture, especially my TV.  So each year I share what I'm watching and my impressions of the new shows.

A couple of things to keep in mind - TV is changing - in fact to continue to call it "TV" is a bit of a misnomer.  People watch on their computers, their tablets and even their phones (kids today, I'm telling you, get off my lawn).  Also, while when I was growing up there were 3 networks to choose from, now there are over 300 channel options on most cable systems.  This year we can add original programming coming from Netflix and Amazon - shows that are never "broadcast" at all.  And of course, we can't forget all the premium cable channels.  It's exhausting just writing about it, so as much as I would like to, I can't cover it all (at least not while I still have this health care crisis to deal with).   So here are my parameters - I am not (yet) covering the non-broadcast shows (so no House of Cards and no Orange is the New Black).  I also have a large enough cable bill with my two DVRs, so no premium channels for me (which means no Homeland and no VEEP). (2014 Mitchell here, I finally broke down and got my Netflix subscription, so have now caught up on House of Cards (loved it) and halfway through Orange (the book ruined the show for me, loved the book but the show is very different and I can't seem to get past that.  OK, back to 2013 Mitchell now.)

OK, we're almost ready to start, my last warning is that I like what I like - I have a bias towards sci-fi shows and against Law & Order and reality TV.  For the new shows, I share what I've read about all of them but for existing shows I stick to what I watch.  As you read on remember, I won't judge your taste, please don't judge mine.


Below you will find a section looking at this Fall's new shows, a link to my personal fall schedule and a list of resources (including a link to a very useful premiere data calendar showing when all your favorites are returning).

Happy viewing!


NEW SHOWS

Below is an alphabetical list of (most) of the shows on broadcast and non-premium cable premiering this fall.  I've taken the TV guide summaries and added my comments above them.  The titles of the shows I'm watching are bolded and my comments are in italics, the standard print is copied from this page:  NEW FALL TV SHOWS (unlike certain consulting firms working for the State of Maine, I know not to plagiarize).  I also refer to the Television Critics Association survey results which can be found here: Television Critics of America survey of most promising shows.


A to Z, NBC, Premieres: Thursday, Oct. 2 at 9/8c

A TV Guide Editor's Pick and number three on the TCA list of most promising new comedies - Plus it stars the mother (miraculously back from her untimely death on HIMYM).  So I'm in. 

A student of the How I Met Your Mother school of television, A to Z is a romantic comedy that chronicles a relationship from beginning to end, à la 500 Days of Summer. Mad Men's Ben Feldman stars (with both of his nipples!) as Andrew, a true believer in destiny and romance, while HIMYM's ever-charming Cristin Milioti plays the object of his affection, Zelda. (A to Z, get it?) Lenora Crichlow, Henry Zebrowski, and Christina Kirk round out the cast.


Bad Judge, NBC, Premieres: Thursday, Oct. 2 at 9/8c

Some are betting this will be the first show cancelled. Yes Kate Walsh is talented, but the best we can hope is that this show dies a fast merciful death and she finds a place to use her talent.

This single-camera comedy stars Kate Walsh (Private Practice, Fargo) as Rebecca Wright, one of L.A.'s most respected criminal court judges. But here's the (overused and kind-of-boring) catch: While Rebecca totally and completely has it together in her work life, her personal life is the exact definition of a hot mess. She's flaky, she sleeps around without a care in the world, and she parties like she's still in college (so we're guessing she has the world's worst hangovers). She does drive a sweet van, though! John Ducey, Tone Bell, and Theodore Barnes also star.


Black-ish, ABC, Premieres: Wednesday, Sep. 24 at 9/8c

Also a TV Guide Editors' pick and number one on the TCA list of promising comedies.  Looks funny so it dubbed DVRworthy!

Created by and starring comedian Anthony Anderson, Black-ish explores one man's efforts to establish a cultural identity for his family after he discovers his children don't have one. Anderson stars as man-of-the-house Dre, and Tracee Ellis Ross plays his biracial wife Rainbow; they've got their hands full working and raising kids Zoey, Andre (who prefers to be called Andy and really, really wants a bar mitzvah despite the fact they're not Jewish), and twins Jack and Diane. Hannibal's Laurence Fishburne appears as Dre's father, Pops, and wears velour tracksuits because he's Laurence freaking Fishburne.


Constantine, NBC, Premieres: Friday, Oct. 24 at 10/9c

Not for everyone, what we in the biz (don't I wish) refer to as a genre show.  Based on a very dark comic.  Martha will not be watching this one with me.

One of many comic book adaptations this season, Constantine is based on the DC Comics series Hellblazer. Welsh actor Matt Ryan stars as the titular John Constantine, a seasoned demon hunter and master of the occult who abandoned his campaign against evil after failing to save a young girl's soul from hell. However, he's pulled back into the fight when the balance between good and evil somehow winds up on the line and an angel named Manny (Lost's Harold Perrineau) tells him to man up and get his act together. True Detective's Charles Halford also stars.


Cristela, ABC, Premieres: Friday, Oct. 10 at 8/7c

Sorry, I have no interest in this at all.  Maybe it will be funny and I'll miss out, but I don't think so...

Loosely based on comedienne Cristela Alonzo's life and stand-up routine, this family sitcom opens as the title character enters her sixth year of law school and takes on an unpaid internship at a law firm where she's frequently mistaken for the help. As she works to get her life and career started, she must also deal with her traditional Mexican-American family, who struggles to understand her ambitions. Carlos Ponce, Terri Hoyos, Andrew Leeds, Sam McMurray, and Jacob Guenther also star.


The Flash, CW, Premieres: Tuesday, Oct. 7 at 8/7c

This might be the show I'm most looking forward to.  For those who watch Arrow, no need for me to discuss this, for those who don't think a fun, funny show with some tension but the good guys end up winning.  While I'm mostly a Marvel guy (see my discussion of Gotham below) DC has me with their CW shows.  Also a TV Guide Editors' pick.

The CW's highly anticipated Arrow spin-off stars Grant Gustin as Barry Allen, who becomes the fastest man alive, aka The Flash, after an explosion at the S.T.A.R. Labs particle accelerator bestows him with superhuman speed. More lighthearted than its parent series, The Flash is set in Central City, where Barry works as a forensic investigator and uses his special power to help fight crime. He's aided in that endeavor by Det. Joe West (Law & Order's Jesse L. Martin), a cop who also serves as Barry's surrogate father; Barry's real father (TV's original Barry Allen, and Dawson Leery's dad, John Wesley Shipp) is in prison for allegedly murdering Barry's mother. Rounding out the cast are Candice Patton as Iris, Joe's daughter and Barry's BFF; Danielle Panabaker and Carlos Valdes as S.T.A.R. Labs scientists Caitlin Snow and Cisco Ramon; Rick Cosnett as Det. Eddie Thawne; and Tom Cavanagh as Dr. Harrison Wells.


Forever, ABC, Premieres: Monday, Sep. 22 at 10/9c (then moves to Tuesday's at 10 the following week)

I'm curious - think Elementary meets Vampire Diaries.  Not generating a lot of buzz but at least the premise is (a little) different.  Will give it a try to see if they can make it work.

Ioan Gruffudd stars as New York City medical examiner Henry Morgan, who harbors an unusual secret —he can't die. Working alongside his new partner, Det. Jo Martinez (Alana De La Garza), Morgan studies the dead in an effort to discover the mystery of his own immortality. Also, the ladies in the crowd might want to take note: When Morgan dies (and he dies semi-often for some reason), he always comes back naked. Judd Hirsch, Donnie Keshawarz, and Joel David Moore also star.


Gotham, Fox, Premieres: Monday, Sep. 22 at 8/7c

This is the show I'm most conflicted about, but as a TV Guide Editors' pick and getting the TCA pick for the top new show, how can I not give it a try.  As I said above, I'm more a Marcel (Iron Man Avengers, etc) guy than a DC (Batman, Superman, etc) guy.  And this show is clearly in the Christopher Nolan Batman tradition.  This time looking at the city of Gotham when Batman was just a boy and Commissioner Gordon was just a beat cop.  In addition to focusing on Gordon will also look at the origins of some of Batman's most famous enemies.  So I'll be watching, mostly because I think I should be...

Described as the origin story of future Gotham police commissioner Jim Gordon, Gotham is Fox's effort to get in on TV's comic-book craze. Southland and The O.C. alum Ben McKenzie stars as Gordon, a fresh-faced police detective whose life begins to change when he and his partner, the brash Harvey Bullock (Donal Logue), start investigating the murder of the parents of none other than a young Bruce Wayne (David Mazouz). However, the noir crime drama isn't just about Gordon's rise through the ranks of Gotham City's PD; it also promises to tell the origin stories of several DC Comics' villains, including Catwoman (Camren Bicondova), the Penguin (Robin Lord Taylor), and the Riddler (Cory Michael Smith).


Gracepoint, Fox, Premieres: Thursday, Oct. 2 at 9/8c

You know how I just said Gotham was the show I was most conflicted about?  We'll I lied.  This is really the show - I needed to toss a coin to see if it made the schedule. Here's my problem, I loved Broadchurch, the BBC show on which this is based.  Really, if you're at all intrigued, watch that one instead of this.  But having loved Broadchurch I'm curious to see what Fox does to it.  Plus, the Fox version stars David Tennant - who also starred in the original (and also happens to be the Tenth Doctor).

When a young boy is found dead on an idyllic beach, a major police investigation gets underway in the small California seaside town where the tragedy occurred. Soon deemed a homicide, the case sparks a media frenzy, which throws the boy’s family into further turmoil and upends the lives of all of the town’s residents. Based on the British series Broadchurch, the event series stars David Tennant and Anna Gunn as the pair of cops investigating the case. The cast also includes Nick Nolte, Michael Pena, Jacki Weaver and Kevin Rankin.


How to Get Away With Murder, ABC, Premieres: Thursday, Sep. 25 at 10/9c

Shonda Rihimes (creator of Grey's Anatamy (don't watch) and Scandal (obsessed with) adds a third show making Thursday nights on ABC all Shonda all the time.  Staring Viola Davis how could you not watch.  For those who don't watch either of Shonda's other shows, buckle up - they move fast and take hairpin turns without any warning! Also a TV Guide Editors' pick and TCA number 3 promising new drama.

Shonda Rhimes continues her push toward world domination with this legal thriller, which stars Viola Davis as a serious-as-the-death-penalty law school professor whose attractive students vie for her approval and a desk at her prestigious law firm. But their biggest lessons are learned outside the classroom, when they get caught up in a murder plot and, presumably, must figure out how to get away with it. Expect Scandal-sized twists and Grey's-like drama!


Jane The Virgin, CW, Premieres: Monday, Oct. 13 at 9/8c

This gets the award for the show you would be mostly likely to think is stupid.  Yet the buzz on the show and its star, Gina Rodriguez, is as good as for any other new show.  TV Guide Editors' pick, TCA number 2 most promising new show and Gina is number one pick to be the breakout star of the season.  Don't get bogged down in the summary.  Critics who've seen the pilot loved it, so put aside your skepticism and give it a try.

Come on, it's all right there in the title: Gina Rodriguez stars as a young woman named Jane, and Jane is a virgin! What more is there to know? Well, okay, there is the fact that she's pregnant because she was accidentally artificially inseminated by her gynecologist. Whoops! And to make matters even more complicated, Jane has to decide whether or not to keep the baby after discovering the sperm specimen belonged to cancer survivor Rafael (Justin Baldoni), who's not only a former crush of Jane's, but also her new boss.


Madam Secretary, CBS, Premieres: Sunday, Sep. 21 at 8/7c

We like Tea, the show looks like in spirit it is a successor to the West Wing (although I don't expect it to be on that level). In this day and age, who doesn't want to see a political fantasy where Washington gets things done... Also a TV Guide Editors' pick

Tea Leoni plays a former CIA agent whose former boss, now the president of the United States (Keith Carradine), asks her to take on the role of Secretary of State after an accident claims the life of the office's previous occupant. Using her no-nonsense, unconventional attitude toward politics, she shakes things up in Washington, D.C. while also juggling her home life as a wife and a mother. Tim Daly and Bebe Neuwirth also star.


Manhattan Love Story, ABC, Premieres: Tuesday, Sep. 30 at 8/7c

Move along, nothing to see here...

This new comedy uses the power of voiceover to broadcast the internal monologues of a New York City dude (Jake McDorman) and a Midwestern transplant chick (Analeigh Tipton) as they navigate an awkward first date and subsequent budding romance. What you'll learn early on from the voices in their heads is that guys like sex and women like purses; but as the series — and their relationship &mdash ;progresses, we expect things will get a bit more complicated than that.


Marry Me, NBC, Premieres: Tuesday, Oct. 14 at 9/8c

It's Penny, oh sorry, Casey Wilson - so I'm in.  (If you didn't like Happy Ending's don't watch, if you never watched Happy Ending's, shame on you, it's your fault it got cancelled!)

Happy Endings' David Caspe is the writer behind this rom-com about a couple (played by Ken Marino and Caspe's real-life wife Casey Wilson) who are well on their way to tying the knot. There's just one problem: They can't get the marriage proposal right! Is it a sign that they aren't supposed to be together? Or do they need to just stop screwing up their overly inventive attempts to get engaged? Sarah Wright and John Gemberling also star.


The McCarthys, CBS, Premieres: Thursday, Oct. 30 at 9/8c

Really?  Why?  No thank you.

A loud-mouthed, sports-crazy Boston family (aren't those things redundant?) is at the center of this multi-camera sitcom based on the life of series creator Brian Gallivan. But what happens when the patriarch asks the resident black sheep — a gay, sports-averse son — o be his assistant basketball coach? Madness! Will there be a "you throw like a girl" joke? Probably! Tyler Ritter, Laurie Metcalf, Jack McGee, Jimmy Dunn, and Joey McIntyre (yes, that Joey McIntyre, of New Kids on the Block) star.


Mulaney, Fox, Premieres: Sunday, Oct. 5 at 9/8c

Don't really think he's that funny, I won't be watching.

What's the deal with this show? Stand-up comic and former SNL writer John Mulaney does his best Jerry Seinfeld impression as a comedian who lives and works in New York City and whose pals (Nasim Pedrad and Seaton Smith) and wacky neighbor (Elliot Gould) like to butt into his life. But John will have a more regular gig than Jerry ever did: He writes jokes for a game-show host and comedian played by Martin Short. Yada, yada, yada...


The Mysteries of Laura, NBC, Premieres: Wednesday, Sep. 17 at 10/9c

As much as I love Debra Messing, Smash proved she can be in bad shows.  This one looks like another one that fits in that category - count me out.

Things at NBC are about to get Messing again! This lighthearted drama brings Will & Grace and Smash actress Debra Messing back to the small screen as Laura Diamond, an NYPD homicide detective who spends her days cleaning up the streets and the rest of her time cleaning up after her rambunctious twin sons and soon-to-be ex-husband (Josh Lucas) Laz Alonso also stars.


NCIS: New Orleans, CBS, Premieres: Tuesday, Sep. 23 at 9/8c

I can honestly say I've only watched one episode of NCIS in my life (and none of CSI), so I won't be watching this spinoff. 

Why should Washington, D.C. and Los Angeles have all the fun? The Big Easy gets its own iteration of TV's most-watched drama, with Scott Bakula, Lucas Black, Zoe McLellan, and C.C.H. Pounder solving crimes on Bourbon Street and beyond. We guess the Navy boys get into lots of trouble while they're on leave!


Red Band Society, Fox, Premieres: Wednesday, Sep. 17 at 9/8c

This one gets the award for the best show I won't be watching.  Getting good buzz but I'm just not that interested in watching sick children. Even as a TV Guide Editors' pick I'm not in.

Set in the children's ward of a Los Angeles hospital (and narrated by a kid who's in a coma), Red Band Society is a coming-of-age drama that follows a Breakfast Club -esque group of patients as they such face life-changing (and life-threatening) challenges as cancer and heart defects. Griffin Gluck, Zoe Levin, Charlie Rowe, Astro, Ciara Bravo, and Nolan Sotillo star as the young protagonists, while Dave Annable, Rebecca Rittenhouse, and Octavia Spencer take on the adult roles of the doctors and nurses who mentor them through the ups and downs of adolescence.


Scorpion, CBS, Premieres: Monday, Sep. 22 at 9/8c

Think Big Bang meets Elementary meets Covert Affairs.  Need I say more?  OK, how about Katharine McPhee as Penny, does that do it for you?

Based on the experiences of real-world genius Walter O'Brien, Scorpion is about a bunch of nerds who form a team to solve some of the world's most complex problems. (It's like if the Justice League of America traded their superpowers for supersmarts, computer wizardry and hacking skills.) And to give the show a Big Bang Theory-esque twist, Katharine McPhee plays the diner waitress who glues them all together. Elyes Gabel, Robert Patrick, and Eddie Kaye Thomas also star.


Selfie, ABC, Premieres: Tuesday, Sep. 30 at 8/7c

This one gets me because of the cast.  Amelia and Harold.  How could you not watch?
Karen Gillan (Doctor Who) drops her adorable Scottish accent to star in this modern spin on Pygmalion that takes place in today's social media-driven world. Gillan's Eliza Dooley is obsessed with becoming Internet famous, but her constant Instagramming and Facebooking has left her devoid of any real friends — not to mention the social skills required to make any. Desperate for a fix, Eliza hires marketer Henry Higenbottam (John Cho) to help her rebuild her image and put down her damn phone for once.


Stalker, CBS, Premieres: Wednesday, Oct. 1 at 10/9c

I watched Nikita all the way to the end.  Clearly I'm a fan of Maggie Q.  But even that devotion couldn't get me to watch this train wreck of a concept.  Every week a new stalker...  No thanks.
This violent and shocking thriller from The Following's Kevin Williamson has already drawn plenty of pre-air criticism, and with good reason. It follows a division of the LAPD that deals with stalkers, voyeurs, and love-obsessed weirdos who target mostly women, often with deadly results. Maggie Q and Dylan McDermott star as our law enforcement heroes who may be more complicated than they seem.

State of Affairs, NBC, Premieres: Monday, Nov. 17 at 10/9c

I never watched Grey's and I still resent Katherine Heigl for her behavior, and her lack of acting ability.  No thanks.

Former Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl is making her grand return to television, whether you want her to or not. In this political drama, she plays a top CIA attache who's tasked with one heck of a job: put together a briefing for the president (Alfre Woodard) to assess the greatest threats to national security. And just in case that doesn't sound stressful enough, she spends what little free time she has hunting down the terrorists who killed her fiancé, who also happened to be the president's son.


Utopia, Fox, Premieres: Sunday, Sep. 7 at 8/7c

And talking about train wrecks - since I'm a little late with this preview, this show has already premiered.  It is supposed to be a key element of Fox's schedule this fall (airing twice a week)and is already tanking in the ratings. You can bet that as you're reading this several Fox executives are staying up nights trying to figure out how to fix it.  Good luck with that!

In this experimental reality series based on a Dutch format, 15 contestants — of varying backgrounds and temperaments, of course —are thrown into the wilderness to spend an entire year building their own society with their own rules. Think Kid Nation for grown-ups. Will they govern by democracy, or will a dictator rise to power? Will they practice a certain religion, or will atheism rule? Will they farm their own food or eat each other as things devolve into anarchy and cannibalism? It'll be paradise or chaos (or something in the middle), and it'll be filmed for your enjoyment!


Z Nation, Syfy, Premieres: Friday, Sep. 12 at 10/9c

OK, even I'm embarrassed I'm watching this one - but if I look at it as a comic version of Walking Dead maybe it will be OK...

Syfy goes after the Walking Dead crowd with this action-horror series about — what else? — a group of survivors trying to save humanity after a zombie apocalypse. But this show's ragtag group (including Lost's Harold Perrineau, Southland's Tom Everett Scott and Road Trip's DJ Qualls) aren't traipsing around the Southern countryside. Instead, they are trying to get the only person unaffected by the zombie plague from New York to California, where a viral lab hopes to turn his blood into a vaccine. What could possibly go wrong during their 3,000-mile journey?


MY FALL 2014 SCHEDULE

I used to include a JPEG of my spreadsheet, but no one could read it.  So click on this link to see a PDF stored in Google Docs:  Fall 2014 Schedule


RESOURCES:

Fall Preview (TV Guide)
Fall Stuff (EW.com)



HAPPY VIEWING!

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Fall 2013

Welcome to my annual Fall TV preview.  

To those of you who are returning readers, you know the drill.  For those of you new to my write-up, here's the story.  By day (and some nights) I work on health care policy, but by night (and some days) I enjoy my pop culture, especially my TV.  So each year I share what I'm watching and my impressions of the new shows.

A couple of things to keep in mind - TV is changing - in fact to continue to call it "TV" is a bit of a misnomer.  People watch on their computers, their tablets and even their phones (kids today, I'm telling you, get off my lawn).  Also, while when I was growing up there were 3 networks to choose from, now there are over 300 channel options on most cable systems.  This year we can add original programming coming from Netflix and Amazon - shows that are never "broadcast" at all.  And of course, we can't forget all the premium cable channels.  It's exhausting just writing about it, so as much as I would like to, I can't cover it all (at least not while I still have this health care crisis to deal with).   So here are my parameters - I am not (yet) covering the non-broadcast shows (so no House of Cards and no Orange is the New Black).  I also have a large enough cable bill with my two DVRs, so no premium channels for me (which means no Homeland and no VEEP).

Next, please consider this your generic spoiler alert – my discussion of returning shows may reference info from last season, if you haven’t kept up and don’t want to know, don’t read.  Also, my discussions of new shows reflect information readily available that may have minor plot details. 

OK, we're almost ready to start, my last warning is that I like what I like - I have a bias towards sci-fi shows and against Law & Order and reality TV.  For the new shows, I share what I've read about all of them but for existing shows I stick to what I watch.  As you read on remember, I won't judge your taste, please don't judge mine.

Finally, it's time to actually talk about the shows!  I'll begin by noting two programs you are probably not watching (and probably won't but that's OK, I don't take it personally).  First is Doctor Who - this year is the 50th anniversary!  That's a long time for a show to be on the air...  What is the show about you might ask?  To quote Craig Ferguson "It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism" (to see what I am talking about, check out this link: http://youtu.be/M9P4SxtphJ4).  Now doesn't that sound like a show worth watching?

Second is the best show on TV this summer that you never heard of:  Orphan Black (http://www.bbcamerica.com/orphan-black/).  The show is about a woman who discovers she is one of several clones - and the mysteries around why she was created and the bad guys out to get her.  Before you skip the rest of the paragraph, know that the lead actress (Tatiana Maslany) won this year's Television Critics Award for individual achievement in drama.  Also note that at the end of the day, the sci-fi clone thing is just a MacGuffin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGuffin), the show at its heart is a great drama and mystery.  The first season has concluded but BBC America is replaying the whole thing starting this week (Sept 14 10 PM) .


To guide you on the rest of the your journey, you'll find the following sections:

·         My Fall 2013 Schedule
·         Notes on my returning shows
·         New shows
·         Shows not on this fall but coming back mid-year
·         Resources so you can draw your own conclusions

Happy viewing!


My Fall 2013 Schedule:




If you can't make out the image, here is a PDF (thanks to the magic of Google Docs):  
Note that Almost Human (premiering 11/4) and Raising Hope (premiering 11/5) are on my list but not on the schedule because of their late premiers.

Notes on My Returning Shows:

2 1/2 Men - Yes it's silly, but as we say in our house, silly is good.  This year they add the late Charlie Harper's grown daughter - who takes after Charlie in many ways.

2 Broke Girls - The jokes can be infantile but there is a real warmth and friendship between the two lead actresses.  Plus cupcakes!

Arrow - An enjoyable fun show- they are just starting to explore the DC universe.  While it didn't (and won't) get as much buzz as the new Marvel show (see S.H.E.I.L.D. below) it's a fun ride.

Big Bang Theory - Sheldon and Lenard!  Started watching cause while not as smart as them, growing up I was as socially inept as them.  Stuck with it cause they tell good stories about nice people in a funny way.  This is that rare show that although now entering its seventh season, it is more popular than ever and the story telling continues to go new places.

Castle - Castle proposed to Becket - they went there!  No fear of the Moonlighting curse with these writers.  We get to watch their relationship grow (my money says her answer is yes) in a sweet way while still solving murders.  The occasional Browncoat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Browncoat)  references don't hurt either :)

Covert Affairs - Piper Perabo is a spy for the CIA - pure fun! 
Elementary - When this show premiered last year all anyone could say was "it's no Sherlock".  True, it's not.  But it doesn't try to be, instead it's  a unique take on Sherlock Holmes in modern day NY.  Interesting mysteries and interesting characters - what more could you ask for?

Good Wife - Are you not watching this show yet?  Continues to be one of the best dramas on TV.  Great writing, great guest stars and characters you care about.

Hawaii 5-0 - With its move to Friday night's this year the show may not last much longer.  That said, who doesn't like looking at beautiful things (both the islands and the people)?  What better way to mindlessly unwind after a long week?

How I Met Your Mother - It's time, OK, it's past time.  Even the kids agree (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/20/how-i-met-your-mother-comic-con_n_3629340.html).  But after 8 years I'm sticking around to meet the woman with the yellow umbrella...

Mentalist - This fall WE FIND OUT WHO RED JOHN IS.  Enough said...

Middle, The - One of the most underrated comedies on TV.  They are a real family with (mostly) real problems.  Great acting doesn't hurt either!

Mindy Project - To be honest, this is my bubble show - I really like her but the show is uneven.  So while I'm sticking with it for now, if you're not I understand.

Modern Family - Last season was a bit week.  That said the characters are great and sometimes they still knock it out of the park. 

Nashville - Do you think Deacon and Rayna and Deacon will survive the crash?  What, you have no idea what I'm talking about?  This soap about the country music scene is a guilty pleasure - and if there were any doubts about its soap-opera heritage, the season-ending car-crash cliff-hanger (say that 10 times fast) proved the point.

Once Upon a Time - All the fairy tales ever told are true - they just take place in different words.  With Disney opening up its copy-write vaults there is no telling who will meet who - we know this season in addition to Snow White and Captain Hook we'll meet Arial... 

Person of Interest - Deus ex machina (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_ex_machina) in its purest form - the numbers come from a god-like machine, and the numbers give every episode it's plot.  This show continues to stay on the tightrope by balancing the weekly adventure with the ongoing mystery.  Well worth your time.

Raising Hope - The goofiest family on TV.  And similar to my feelings on silly (see above), goofy is good :)

Revolution - The power went out because Juliet (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0008685/?ref_=tt_cl_t1) didn't want to lose her son.  Then the power came back on, then two cities have been destroyed by nuclear missiles.  Now the President (maybe) is coming back to the US on a sailing ship.  Still with me?  No, didn't think you would be. ..

Scandal - WATCH THIS SHOW - More twists and turns than a strand of DNA...  All unexpected, all fun and all keep you coming back for more.

Vampire Diaries - If you look in the dictionary under the term guilty pleasure, you see a promo for this show.  Vampires, Witches, Wearwolves oh my!

Walking Dead - Great drama in this, one of  the most watched non-sports program in the country.  Plus, lots of helpful tips on how to survive the zombie apocalypse (because you know it's coming...).

White Collar - Light airy and fun - The USA network has a brand and knows how to fulfill expectations.


New Shows (the ones I’m sampling are marked with an *):

Trying something different this year - first is the name and info on the show, then in italics are my comments, then below is the summary from TV Guide.  This way I can be snarky but don't have to rewrite the descriptions :) 

*Almost Human (Fox Premieres: Monday, Nov. 4 at 8/7c) - Yes they are remaking robocop as a movie, no this show is not connected to it, yes I will be watching (or at least sampling), no I don't expect many of you to follow my lead.

Not to be confused with Syfy's Being Human, in this futuristic cop drama from Fringe's J.J. Abrams and J.H. Wyman, human LAPD officers (like Karl Urban's John Kennex) are partnered with highly evolved androids (like Michael Ealy's Dorian). Yes, it's like Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., except with more lifelike robots and without the awkward dude to remote-control them.

Back in the Game (ABC Premieres: Wednesday, Sep. 25 at 8/7c) - There is a class of comedy this season which this falls into, for lack of a better label we'll call them shoulda coulda woulda.  These are shows with good casts, a premise that is no worse than many others but that just doesn't work...  So no, I'm not playing this game.

Batter up! Psych's Maggie Lawson stars as a divorced single mother and former all-star softball player who moves in with her estranged father, Terry "The Cannon" Gannon Sr. (James Caan), a beer-swilling ex-baseball player. Father and daughter reconnect when they start coaching a Little League team together. The comedy comes from Las Vegas' Mark and Robb Cullen, and also stars Ben Koldyke and Lenora Crichlow.

Betrayal (ABC Premieres: Sunday, Sep. 29 at 10/9c) - I'm told if you like Revenge you will like Betrayal.  I don't like Revenge (even if it is a dish best served cold...)

After Revenge comes Betrayal — literally, it follows Emily Thorne & Co. Sara (Hannah Ware), an unhappily married photographer, starts a torrid affair with Jack (Stuart Townsend), a lawyer for a powerful family. The catch: Jack is defending a murder suspect who is being prosecuted by Sara's husband, Drew (Chris J. Johnson), kick-starting a series of calamitous consequences. Talk about an affair to remember.

*The Blacklist (NBC Premieres: Monday, Sep. 23 at 10/9c) - According to the buzz, one of the two best new dramas of the season (see Hostages below).  So add me to the list.

What do you get when you give The Silence of the Lambs a procedural twist? A bald James Spader. The three-time Emmy winner returns to TV as Raymond "Red" Reddington, one of the most-wanted fugitives who strikes a deal with the FBI: He will help them take down super-criminals on a blacklist who have thus far evaded capture. The catch? He will only work with rookie agent Elizabeth Keen (Megan Boone). The drama comes from Jon Bokenkamp and also stars Ryan Eggold, Harry Lennix and Diego Klattenhoff.

*Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Fox Premieres: Tuesday, Sep. 17 at 8/7c) - I loved Barney Miller, I think Andy Samberg is funny and I think Andre Braugher is just plain cool.  All that plus good buzz means I'll be serving my time in this precinct.  

Parks and Recreation's Dan Goor and Michael Schur bring you TV's newest odd couple: Andy Samberg and Andre Braugher as an immature detective and his tough, by-the-books captain, respectively. Terry Crews, Joe Lo Truglio, Melissa Fumero, Chelsea Peretti and Stephanie Beatriz co-star. No matter how the comedy does, it's already a winner: Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a way better title than The Artist Formerly Known as The 2-2.

Cold Justice (TNT Premieres: Tuesday, Sep. 3 at 10/9c) -  How did this get on the list?  Law & Order plus reality show?  Either is cause for me to run away.

Law & Order + Cold Case = this reality show from Dick Wolf. Former prosecutor Kelly Seigler and former crime-scene investigator Yolanda McClary team up to try to uncover new clues in unsolved small-town murders. No word if there'll be a chung-chung.

*The Crazy Ones (CBS Premieres: Thursday, Sep. 26 at 9/8c) - Mork and Buffy?  I'm in.  Plus according to the buzz one of the two best new comedies of the season (see Alex Keaton below).

Here's to the crazy ones — which now include Robin Williams and Sarah Michelle Gellar apparently. In his first TV series since Mork & Mindy, Williams plays Simon Roberts, a kooky genius who runs the Roberts & Roberts advertising agency with his levelheaded daughter Sydney (Gellar). Created by David E. Kelley, the sitcom also stars James Wolk, Hamish Linklater and Amanda Setton, and features a hilarious cameo in the first episode by Kelly Clarkson (Tip: Stick around for the closing-credits blooper reel.)

Dads (Fox Premieres: Tuesday, Sep. 17 at 8/7c) - Although I admire Seth Green, this one doesn't even make it to the  shoulda coulda woulda category.  Stay away.

From Seth MacFarlane, the comedy stars Seth Green and Giovanni Ribisi as two video game developers whose lives are disrupted when their fathers (Peter Riegert and Martin Mull) move in with them. And what's a MacFarlane show without some controversy? Dads has already drawn the ire of critics for its crass, sexist and racially insensitive jokes.

*Dracula (NBC Premieres: Friday, Oct. 25 at 10/9c) - How could I not at least try?  It's also being offered this year as a limited run series, there will only be 10 episodes.  While I shouldn't generalize, I will anyway.  Often when there is a small fixed number of episodes from the beginning,  the plotting is tighter and they know where they are going to end before they start.  I'm in.

Why create new vampires when you can just revisit the most famous one of all? A reimagining of Bram Stoker's Dracula, the horror thriller, from Carnivale's Daniel Knauf, stars Jonathan Rhys Meyers as the classic vamp who comes to London posing as an American entrepreneur who wants to introduce Victorian society to modern science (how steampunk!). Of course, Drac is just there to seek revenge on those who've wronged him. Along the way, he falls in love with Mina Murray (Jessica De Gouw), who seems to be a reincarnation of his dead wife. The show was ordered straight-to-series for 10 episodes.

Enlisted (Fox Premieres: Friday, Nov. 8 at 9/8c) - Consider me a conscientious objector...  Watching this show is not a good way to support our troops.  Contribute to the USO instead.

Ten-hut! Geoff Stults, Chris Lowell and Parker Young star in this comedy as three very different brothers who must learn to work together when they're assigned to the Rear Detachment, a base for soldiers not deployed overseas. The show is based on creator Kevin Biegel's relationship with his siblings.

The Goldbergs (ABC Premieres: Tuesday, Sep. 24 at 9/8c) - So I'm getting kind of a Wonder Years in the 80s.  Just not feeling the love, I don't find the concept exciting but as always, if you do I won't judge.

Break out your parachute pants and shoulder pads! The '80s are back! Based on the home movies that creator Adam F. Goldberg's made of his own eccentric family in childhood, the sitcom follows a loud, matching Cosby sweater-wearing family headed by mom Beverly (Wendi McLendon-Covey) and dad Murray (Jeff Garlin). Sean Giambrone plays 11-year-old Adam, who films his family's exploits.

*Hostages (CBS Premieres: Monday, Sep. 23 at 10/9c) - This is the other of the two (see Blacklist above).  How can I not let them take me? 

Based on an Israeli series that was never produced, the suspense thriller stars Toni Collette as Ellen Sanders, a surgeon who is hired to operate on the President of the United States. A rogue FBI agent (Dermot Mulroney Dylan McDermott) kidnaps the Sanders family and threatens their lives lest Ellen kill the president. The first season will consist of 15 episodes.

Ironside (NBC Premieres: Wednesday, Oct. 2 at 10/9c) - At first I wanted to like this (having watched the original growing up), but the consensus is that there is just no there there...  so roll on by. 

NBC is digging into its past to look for another hit. A remake of its 1960s series, the police procedural stars Blair Underwood as the titular detective-in-a-wheelchair made famous by Raymond Burr. Brent Sexton, Pablo Schreiber, Spencer Grammer, Neal Bledsoe and Kenneth Choi co-star. Needless to say, it'd be blasphemous if they don't use a version of Quincy Jones' classic (and catchy) siren-heavy theme song.

Lucky 7 (ABC Premieres: Tuesday, Sep. 24 at 10/9c) - Here's one I went back and forth on.  At first I was completely dismissive.  However, the consensus is that they've done this show about seven lottery winners in a new and different way.  But, at the end of the day I just couldn't get myself to care.  So for me it's one more loosing ticket.

An adaptation of the British series The Syndicate, seven employees (Stephen Louis Grush, Matt Long, Isiah Whitlock Jr., Summer Bishil, Anastasia Phillips, Lorraine Bruce and Luis Antonio Ramos) at a Queens gas station find their lives upended when they win the lottery.

*Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC Premieres: Tuesday, Sep. 24 at 8/7c) - The Avengers has taken in 1.5 billion dollars worldwide.  Hard to argue with numbers like that...  Factor in  the built in audience that will follow Joss Whedon anywhere (Buffy, Firefly, The Avengers) and it's hard to imagine this not being the most successful new show of the season.  And did I mention Coulson lives and Robyn Sparkles stops by?

Coulson lives! Clark Gregg reprises his Avengers role in the Joss Whedon drama — despite his death at the hands of Loki in the film — as Agent Phil Coulson, who assembles a team of top-secret agents, including Ming-Na Wen, Brett Dalton, Chloe Bennet, Iain De Caestecker and Elizabeth Henstridge. Cobie Smulders makes a cameo in the pilot as Agent Maria Hill, who knows exactly how Coulson was resurrected. Oh, and Coulson has a sweet new ride named Lola.

Masterchef Junior (Fox Premieres: Friday, Sep. 27 at 8/7c) - Looks cute for some, not for me.

Will Gordon Ramsay watch his tongue around the kiddies? This Masterchef spin-off features aspiring chefs between the ages of 8 and 13 who get the chance to show off their skills for Ramsay, Joe Bastianich and Graham Elliot. So yes, temper tantrums and outbursts will finally be justified.

*The Michael J. Fox Show (NBC Premieres: Thursday, Sep. 26 at 9/8c) - The other of the "two best new comedies".  Take one of TVs best actors, add in a story based kinda-sorta on his own life and you're off to a good start.  Add on that the buzz says this plays from the first moments like a show that has been on for a while (that's a good thing, it  means  the kinks are worked out) and it looks like NBC finally (finally!) has a comedy that more than the critics will watch. 

Thirteen years after leaving Spin City, Fox is returning to TV full-time as a character with Parkinson's — because it's based on his life. Fox plays Mike Henry, a news anchor who retired to focus on his health and his family, which includes Betsy Brandt as his wife, but decides to return to work five years later. How much is NBC banking on the beloved three-time Emmy winner? The comedy received a straight-to-series order of 22 episodes.

The Millers (CBS Premieres: Thursday, Sep. 26 at 8/7c) -  Shoulda coulda woulda...  Look at the cast, Margo Martindale!  But apparently they still couldn't make it work.

In his third show on a third network in four years, Will Arnett plays Nathan Miller, a news reporter who makes the mistake of telling his parents Tom (Beau Bridges) and Carol (Margo Martindale) that he just got divorced. Why? Tom then decides to leave Carol, who moves in Nathan. If you like fart jokes, this is the show for you!

*Mom  (CBS Premieres: Monday, Sep. 23 at 9/8c) - Good buzz and great actresses.  Mommy I'm home.

Chuck Lorre's fourth CBS sitcom stars Anna Faris as Christy, a recovering alcoholic and single mom who moves to Napa Valley, Calif., for a fresh start, but continues to clash with her mom Bonnie (Allison Janney). Sounds kind of like Lorre's old shows Grace Under Fire and Cybill right? Let's hope there aren't any, um, off-screen issues here.

*Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (ABC Premieres: Thursday, Oct. 10 at 8/7c) - Contrary to what ABC would like to believe, if you don't like/watch Once Upon a Time, just keep moving.  Me, I'm warped enough to enjoy it so I'll give the spinoff a try.

The Once Upon a Time spin-off is, duh, based on Alice in Wonderland. But this Alice (Sophie Lowe) finds herself in an asylum, after her father catches wind of her tales about falling down a rabbit hole to Wonderland, where she met all the usual suspects: The White Rabbit (John Lithgow), The Knave of Hearts (Michael Socha), The Queen of Hearts (Barbara Hershey) and Aladdin's Jafar (Naveen Andrews). There's also a genie named Cyrus (Peter Gadiot), who also happens to be the unrequited love of Alice's life.

*The Originals (CW Premieres: Thursday, Oct. 3 at 9/8c) - See entry above, replace ABC with CW and Once Upon a Time with Vampire Diaries.  My warped taste remains the same. 

Big Easy living is fun when you're undead. The Vampire Diaries spin-off tells the story of the world's original vamps, Klaus (Joseph Morgan), his brother Elijah (Daniel Gillies) and sister Rebekah (Claire Holt), as they return to New Orleans, the city they built, to reunite with Klaus' former protégé Marcel (Charles Michael Davis), who now rules the city with an army of obedient vampires and witches. Klaus chooses to stay after he learns that Hayley (Phoebe Tonkin) is pregnant after their one-night stand, and their child could one day be king of the city. Take that, royal baby!

Reign (CW Premieres: Thursday, Oct. 17 at 9/8c) - Gossip Girl in the Middle Ages?  Even I'm not buying this one.  will someone reign them in?

Who needs to take AP European History when you've got The CW to school you? Adelaide Kane plays Mary, Queen of Scots, who is preparing to marry Prince Francis of France (Toby Regbo) in hopes of creating a strategic alliance for Scotland. Spoiler alert! They married in real life, but the historical drama will take some poetic license, adding complications in the form of his controlling mother Queen Catherine de' Medici (Megan Follows) and the seer Nostradamus (Rossif Sutherland), who contends that the marriage will cost the prince his life. And what's a CW series without a love triangle? Torrance Coombs plays the completely fictional Bash, Francis' bastard half-brother.

Sean Saves the World (NBC Premieres: Thursday, Oct. 3 at 9/8c) -  Shoulda coulda woulda - I really wanted to like this.  Sean Hayes is great, I miss Will and Grace and then they made him appear on Smash so we owe him one.  But alas, consensus seems to be that Sean can't even save himself.

It's not Just Jack anymore. Sean Hayes returns to TV as a career-oriented divorced gay dad who is determined to become the world's best father after his 14-year-old daughter Ellie (Sami Isler) moves in with him. Linda Lavin, Thomas Lennon, Echo Kellum, Vik Sahay and Hayes' Smash co-star Megan Hilty also star.

Sleepy Hollow (Fox Premieres: Monday, Sep. 16 at 9/8c) - The best comment I read about this show was that the first episode plays more like a Saturday Night Live skit than a real show.  Someone should put it to sleep quickly.

Tom Mison stars as Ichabod Crane in this modern-day retelling of Washington Irving's classic short story, from Fringe's Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci. Frozen in time for 250 years, Crane awakes to partner up with Sleepy Hollow's sheriff Abbie Mills (Nicole Beharie) to solve the mysteries of a town ravaged by evil forces, including Death, aka the Headless Horseman, who's also found his way to the present. Don't lose your head over this show!

Super Fun Night (ABC Premieres: Wednesday, Oct. 2 at 9/8c) - Almost a  shoulda coulda woulda just for having Rebel Wilson.  But they make her speak with an American accent and that was not the last bad decision made in creating the show.  Have a super fun night and watch something else.

Created by Rebel Wilson and Conan O'Brien, the show actually refers to Friday night, not Wednesday. (Missed marketing opportunity, ABC.) That's when Kimmie (Wilson), Helen-Alice (Lauren Ash) and Marika (Liza Lapira) have their long-standing "Friday Fun Night" tradition, in which they stay at home in their pajamas. But that might all be coming to an end now that Kimmie has gotten a promotion at her law firm and is invited to a party by her co-worker Richard (Kevin Bishop). And no, your ears are not deceiving you: Wilson is doing an American accent. Crikey!

*The Tomorrow People (CW Premieres: Wednesday, Oct. 9 at 9/8c) - Seems like this is the CWs best shot at a winner for this season.  Another of the I don't expect many of you to give it a shot but don't judge me for doing so.

Wednesday will be Amell Night on The CW. Robbie Amell, cousin of Arrow's Stephen Amell, stars as Stephen (confused yet?), a teen who begins hearing voices and teleporting in his sleep. It turns out that he, along with Peyton List, Luke Mitchell and Aaron Yoo, represent the next stage in human evolution, each possessing unique, special powers. The series is based on the U.K. series of the same name and comes from The Vampire Diaries' Julie Plec and Arrow's Greg Berlanti.

*Trophy Wife (ABC Premieres: Tuesday, Sep. 24 at 9/8c) - So ABC has this problem with sitcom titles - can you say "Cougar Town"?  So get past what the title seems to indicate about the show.  All indications are its well done and a lot of laughs - it may not take home a first place trophy but it could win Miss Congeniality.

Malin Akerman is Kate, a reformed party girl who marries Brad (Bradley Whitford) after meeting him at a karaoke bar. He comes with a lot of baggage though: three manipulative kids and two ex-wives (Marcia Gay Harden and Michaela Watkins) who, suffice it to say, don't approve of Kate. Shocking!

We Are Men (CBS Premieres: Monday, Sep. 30 at 8/7c) - No they aren't, they are idiots.

Get ready for lots of testosterone. After Carter (Chris Smith) is left at the altar, he moves to a short-term apartment complex, where he's befriended by three fellow bachelors: Stuart (Jerry O'Connell), an OB/GYN in the middle of his second divorce who apparently doesn't own shirts, Frank (Tony Shalhoub), a four-time divorcee and ladies' man, and Gil (Kal Penn), who's desperately trying to win his wife back after he got caught in an affair.

Welcome to the Family (NBC Premieres: Thursday, Oct. 3 at 8/7c) - Last show on the list and last  shoulda coulda woulda.  I wanted to like the show, Kurt's dad and Carlos as the two fathers sounds like a winner, but alas they will not be welcome on my TV.

Cultures clash when a white family, including Mike O'Malley and Mary McCormack, and a Latino family, including Ricardo Chavira and Justina Machado, come together when their kids (Ella Rae Peck and Joey Haro) fall in love. It's just like ¡Rob!, but without the upside-down exclamation point.


Shows not on this fall but coming back mid-year

No commentary here, just a list of more what I'll be watching later in the season. 

·         Americans, The
·         Archer
·         Community
·         Cougar Town
·         Downton Abbey (1/5/14)
·         Falling Skies
·         Intelligence (2/24/14)
·         Justified
·         Lost Girl
·         Nikita
·         Suburgatory
·         Warehouse 13


Resources

TV Guide’s Fall Preview (most comprehensive site, great for basic research):  http://www.tvguide.com/special/fall-preview/fall-schedule.aspx

TV Line’s Fall Preview (helpful sight, I trust most of their opinions):  http://tvline.com/Fall-preview-schedule-tv-shows-guide/

Zap2It’s Fall Preview (yet another comprehensive site): http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/fall-tv-preview/

Entertainment Weekly’s Fall TV (more geared towards news and casting updates, but worth a look):  http://www.ew.com/ew/package/0,,20302134,00.html

Television without Pity (worth a look for their opinions and snark): http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/fall_preview/


HAPPY VIEWING!